[politics]

[holzman_tweed]

Top Ten Reasons Not A Single Person Can Remember Serving With George W. Bush In Alabama

10 They were all blinded by his father's brilliance.
9 Clinton had the Arkansas State Police drive over and whack 'em all.
8 Fighting in Alabama during 'nam so fierce he's the only surviving member of his unit.
7 Top Secret aluminum bong experiments has given them all early Alzheimer's
6 He was testing a very early prototype of the Stealth Fighter
5 Cocaine flattened his personality so much he was that unmemorable.
4 No one thought to check the bar.
3 The Captain sent him for a coupla brewskis and he got lost.
2 They're being paid off not to talk about why he couldn't pass his physical

And the Number One Reason Not A Single Person Can Remember Serving With George W. Bush In Alabama: He wasn't there!

Remember -- technichly, George W. Bush is not a DESERTER.

Comments

[vvalkyri.livejournal.com]

did you see the press conference? http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/02/20040210-3.html

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[holzman.livejournal.com]

I heard some of it on the drive into work yesterday on NPR. Let's hope for some more of that, it might lead to some actual reporting on Bush.

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[vvalkyri.livejournal.com]

This morning's news says they produced a dental exam from 1/73

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

6 He was testing a very early prototype of the Stealth Fighter

*snrk*